Gillis J. de Nijs
Email: gillis <at> jink <dot> net
There once was a dutchman called jink
who had one too many to drink
he joined #httpd
and yelled at a newbie
for not taking a moment to think
There once was a mod_rewrite sage
Who would always help find the right page.
His patience was fabled
For the folk he enabled
Would drive anyone else to a rage!